Some Guys Are Just Deep
Memorable quotes from my guy friends. What would I do without you?
F : a woman wearing underwear is sexier than naked; the suspense makes you want it more.
W: - nice guys finish last
- guys are all bananas (see previous post)
- one is good, two is great
- I can picture you with three breasts.
C: I have one-gina syndrome
A: - next one on to-do list: ‘une européenne’
- I don’t really know what a cute butt looks like.
V: - I don’t care if you put on weight, it’ll just make more of you. (yeah the guy was in love)
O: - It's totally obvious when girls wear padded bras.
J: - nah, clothes just don’t do you good.
- I’m stuck here with [penis’ private name] with nothing better to do than play Scrabble. We both miss you.
M: - Would you love me if I didn’t have a penis?
I'm laughing alone in front of my computer.
Much love
3:15 PM
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6 comments:
What's with the first letters instead of FULL DISCLOSURE?
Some guys are just shallow.
I prefer them shallow and authentic
rather than uneasy trying to blurt out something deep
at least, sadly, for many guys my age.
hmm.. I much rather prefer mine long and hard, but I digress..hehe
Seriously Julie, guys trying to blurt out something 'deep'? Fergetaboutit they ain't never changing, never mind at what age. Men are engineered (well at least some of them) for our pleasure. Let's leave it at that and look to dead poets for our deeper pleasures.
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
- Woody Allen
"Would you love me if I didn’t have a penis?"
Me-"Sure thing, as long as your bald vibrating head is intact."
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